• Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today
• Me: I'm going to finish my homework
• Me: and wash the dishes
• Me: and read books
• Me: and study
• Me: and exercise
• Me: and feed some homeless dogs
• Me: and donate some blood
• Tumblr: no
• Me: ok

5th grade

• friend: spell ICUP
• me: I-C-U-P
• everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD

xbbyphaaat:

melissatorrescomia:

Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).

Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.

Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.

Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.

Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.

Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers

LOLOL

(Source: iambionicbrian)